They're thought out, filtered & neat.
But I'm wondering what to say now
For my first 1,000th tweet.
Should it be a message to my wife?
Something romantic or sweet?
But there's my other followers
Who'll read my 1,000th tweet.
Maybe be self-deprecating.
About my nose or feet.
But that'll just make me a fisher
For my first 1,000th tweet.
I could write a scathing critique
Of a celeb I'll never meet.
But it'll pander to that whole machine
When I send my 1,000th tweet.
I could berate my culture,
Country, town or even street.
But these issues will change not long
After my 1,000th tweet.
I could speak of faith and of belief.
Things that cause my heart to beat.
And alienate half of the ones
Who'll see that 1,000th tweet.
So I'll write wise words to those
Who read these words to beat.
Try to make each post you send
Just like your 1,000th tweet.
