Toys R Us shocker

Reports are just coming in of the arrest of Geoffrey the giraffe. Apparently he has had a load of children carrying out his every command and working in his shop till late at night. Even worse, he is getting them to sing and dance for him and broadcasting it on TV. He has been compared by some to a modern day Fagin as most of the children where collected from the streets and promised "millions of toys, all under one roof". As if this wasn't bad enough, he isn't even CRB checked. Scandalous!